When I watched a guy lose his shorts during today’s cup match

I was all:

When I take a long lunch from work to catch a match down at The Football Factory

When Ronaldo hugged Bale during their Real Madrid match this afternoon

Tottenham was all:

When I heard the UEFA theme song for the first time this season

When I sit down with my guy to hash out our conflicting team schedules

I’m just like:

When I watch a match alone rather than with my supporter’s club

I just remind myself:

When USA finally scored against Mexico

When I have to watch Obama’s speech and the USMNT match at the same time

When I can hear the American Outlaws screaming at the USAvMex WCQ match

When I am watching a WCQ match at home instead of my local pub